GOTHALYPTO

Hello Fans,

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m4hc : 0 : Goodbye 4 Now.

MEMO FROM m4hc (dated July 4 2008, 1030 hrs)

We would love to be with our fans on this monumental day. However, we have received a wire - whatever the hell that is - in regards to creating the musical score for the remake of the classic "Hell Comes to FrogTown" movie. So m4hc and 48 other bands will be traveling to Death Valley for auditions. This will be just a minor side project. Don't worry. We will always be here for you. Except when we are not here. Or in Death Valley working on the most fascinating and enigmatic movie musical score of our time.

-end of memo

m4hc : 1 : It must be hell.

We know how you must feel. The anticipation. The geokinetic vibes are crazy out there. Get a good nights sleep fans. Tomorrow will be magic. We have heard that thousands of people are going to take the day off. Someone even said that many of our fans want to mark the release with fireworks. 

We are blushing.

1 fans. 1

Prince called again.

He said he owns the copyright to the things circled in red and blue. We have no idea if we have ever used –whatever the hell they are– but our lawyers are looking into it. 

2 fans.  Hopefully.

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4 : We are HUGE in Japan!

Ohayoh gozaimasu Fans. (That's something in Japanese)

We were dumbstruck when we first saw this. Japanese people screaming their lungs out while waiting to get a copy of the album from the largest Wal-JapMart in the city. We were like, hey that's odd. We haven't released it yet. So we called our distribution company and they said it's because of the time zone. Evidently, Japan is 3 to 4 days ahead of us here in the States. No wonder the Japanese almost won WWII. They bombed Pearl Harbor 4 days before we even knew we were being bombed. Sneaky. Guess an atom bomb knows no time zone. But hey, they are fans now. Crazy fans.

4 fans. 4

5

Shipments are starting to arrive.

5 Days Fans.

5

6

6 Fans

6

7

7 Fans

7

Roger Waters is a momma's boy!

This is a public service announcement to all our fans.

There. Happy Roger?

Jesus. Just because he's the third next best thing to Bono and Geldof.

He has his people calling like 6 times a day. 

"You guys need a cause" they say. Over and over and over.

FINE!

Let's Dance

Yo Fans,

Whazup, Whazup .. WHAZUP!

Soulja Boy just faxed over some really kicking dance moves for "music_for_house_cleaning" and it is really quite fantastic. He really put his "thinking cap" on to bust these moves out. See pic above and boss moves below. 

And if Soulja can think outside the dance floor box and make millions. So can we. We immediately called our video director and choreographer and told them, henceforth "m4hc" will, as a band, make all choreography decisions regarding our careers AND medical plan. Yes we know what we are doing. We have spent some time "googling." We have "googled." We "google." We just hope these dancers are still in need of a gig.  

Our top 3   -   so far.

3. Sony Dance Party

2. Apache Dancers

1. Y-T and the Fun Makers

Our Web Developer

Greetings Fans,

Our web developer has been working overtime getting ready for the "music for house cleaning" release date. It's going to be fantastic. It's really web 2 point zero awesome. We really don't know how he will bring it all together for the final release. But hey, we are putting our trust in him along with $5.00 big ones. He sent us a backdoor link and we just want to share it with you guys. Our fans. Without you this world would be a hellish Miley Cyrus apartment in a Jack Johnson building next to the David Archuleta freeway. 

The backdoor link... wait for it... wait for it...

Click below:

m4hc_web2.0_demo

Peace out webfans-

You wanted the Best... You got the BEST!

TURN IT UP FANNIES!

You can visit that other band here:

that other band 

Stupid Kids

Well Fans...

Our producer thinks we need to "connect" with the 13 to 25 market. We don't think we need to kowtow to this group of sniveling, Britney worshiping petras and pricks, but who are we to judge. We are just trying to make the BEST FARKING music the world has ever known. So we told him FINE. We will start to "google" for the BEST video producer the world has ever known. And then he said that we better look for the WORST. We were like -NO WAY. And he was like -WAY. Evidently, the kids today think "bad" is "good." So... by that logic, "worst" is "best."  Stupid kids.

Our top 3 picks -

No 3. Journey - Anyway You Want It

No 2. Reh Dogg - Why Must I Cry
No 1. Zlad - Elektronik Supersonik