4 : We are HUGE in Japan!

Ohayoh gozaimasu Fans. (That's something in Japanese)

We were dumbstruck when we first saw this. Japanese people screaming their lungs out while waiting to get a copy of the album from the largest Wal-JapMart in the city. We were like, hey that's odd. We haven't released it yet. So we called our distribution company and they said it's because of the time zone. Evidently, Japan is 3 to 4 days ahead of us here in the States. No wonder the Japanese almost won WWII. They bombed Pearl Harbor 4 days before we even knew we were being bombed. Sneaky. Guess an atom bomb knows no time zone. But hey, they are fans now. Crazy fans.

4 fans. 4

5

Shipments are starting to arrive.

5 Days Fans.

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6 Fans

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7 Fans

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Roger Waters is a momma's boy!

This is a public service announcement to all our fans.

There. Happy Roger?

Jesus. Just because he's the third next best thing to Bono and Geldof.

He has his people calling like 6 times a day. 

"You guys need a cause" they say. Over and over and over.

FINE!

Let's Dance

Yo Fans,

Whazup, Whazup .. WHAZUP!

Soulja Boy just faxed over some really kicking dance moves for "music_for_house_cleaning" and it is really quite fantastic. He really put his "thinking cap" on to bust these moves out. See pic above and boss moves below. 

And if Soulja can think outside the dance floor box and make millions. So can we. We immediately called our video director and choreographer and told them, henceforth "m4hc" will, as a band, make all choreography decisions regarding our careers AND medical plan. Yes we know what we are doing. We have spent some time "googling." We have "googled." We "google." We just hope these dancers are still in need of a gig.  

Our top 3   -   so far.

3. Sony Dance Party

2. Apache Dancers

1. Y-T and the Fun Makers

Our Web Developer

Greetings Fans,

Our web developer has been working overtime getting ready for the "music for house cleaning" release date. It's going to be fantastic. It's really web 2 point zero awesome. We really don't know how he will bring it all together for the final release. But hey, we are putting our trust in him along with $5.00 big ones. He sent us a backdoor link and we just want to share it with you guys. Our fans. Without you this world would be a hellish Miley Cyrus apartment in a Jack Johnson building next to the David Archuleta freeway. 

The backdoor link... wait for it... wait for it...

Click below:

m4hc_web2.0_demo

Peace out webfans-

You wanted the Best... You got the BEST!

TURN IT UP FANNIES!

You can visit that other band here:

that other band 

Stupid Kids

Well Fans...

Our producer thinks we need to "connect" with the 13 to 25 market. We don't think we need to kowtow to this group of sniveling, Britney worshiping petras and pricks, but who are we to judge. We are just trying to make the BEST FARKING music the world has ever known. So we told him FINE. We will start to "google" for the BEST video producer the world has ever known. And then he said that we better look for the WORST. We were like -NO WAY. And he was like -WAY. Evidently, the kids today think "bad" is "good." So... by that logic, "worst" is "best."  Stupid kids.

Our top 3 picks -

No 3. Journey - Anyway You Want It

No 2. Reh Dogg - Why Must I Cry
No 1. Zlad - Elektronik Supersonik

The Replacement

Dear Faithful,

Our search for a Dittner replacement is commencing. We were really stoked about this guy. But according to his manager he already has a sweet gig. This is harder than we thought it would be. The search continues.

No Post Today

Hello Fanamatics,

No post today. We are beat. And depressed. All emoed out. However, we do have a poll where you can vote for your favorite new name for the band. We have a feeling that the masses will probably bring down the server so vote early. And we give you this...

Greenland 2 News ALERT...BREAKING NEWS...BREAKING NEWS...BREAKING

BREAKING NEWS

Greenland News 2 is the first to report that musical sensation "the_rel_project" will no longer be a world rock and roll attraction. Just minutes ago Greenland News 2 learned, and reported first, that the "the_rel_project" and estranged organist Roger Dittner have parted ways. Roger leaves with the band name and all action figure rights. The remaining members will keep the unreleased recordings for the fascinating and enigmatic "music_for_house_cleaning" but the name of the band is now owned by Dittner. In a last "up yours and sit on a nail" move the now unnamed band has released another cut from the album that can be freely downloaded by any fan with a 14.4 modem.

Black Friday

This is for the fans.

Because if for not the fans... this world would be a hellish Miley Cyrus apartment in a Jack Johnson building next to the David Archuleta freeway. But we are not bitter. Soon we will be the talk of all the media outlets. Stay strong fans. The next few days will be hard. But WE will get through it. It's time for a change. A change that WE... AS A ROCK AND ROLL NATION... can believe in. We will arrive back at HQ soon. Wait for further posts. Stay vigilant. Until then, THIS IS THE FIRST SONG ON OUR NEW ALBUM... IT'S CALLED ZANZABAR!!!!  (available on the side bar )

Dittner has arrived

Finally.
The local news station is reporting that Dittner and his publicist have finally arrived. We can't wait to get all of this petty industry stuff behind us. Some people just don't get it. It's all about the music. The music is what it's all about. And action figures. We just want to get home. Back to HQ. Finish our gift to music history.
More at 11.

You wish you were here

Still waiting.
So we have been playing some of m4hc for the locals. Give them a thrill. Spreading the love. Stuffing the sock. Painting the baby. If there was only some way to document this adventure with a report made like a movie. Like a movie report. That would be so awesome.
P out.

Photo Shoot

Aluu Fans. (That's hello in Greenlandish)

Still here. Still waiting for our meeting with Dittner. It has, however, given us the time to work with our media people. They have been doing some fantastic work. See above. We think that this album artwork will be on par with some of the most influential albums of all time. ie: The Beatles's-Sgt. Pepper, The Who's-Who's Next and Nirvana's-Never Mind. You can take that to the bank. Peace.

It's almost morning here

And Quaatsut has summond the band for a meeting with our media department. We have no idea why Quaatsut chose to outsource our media development to Diskofjord Inc. of Greenland. But hey... anything to get us away from the studio for a bit. You know... explore... relate... see polar bears. But it's not all fun and games. We need to review the artwork for m4hc. Plus they said they needed to talk to us about some other things. It's kind of odd that they have also summond Roger and his publicist. Like we care. He left the band. He can go sit on a nail. Anywho... maybe we will post some pictures of our mini vaction here in really blue Greenland.
Peace out fans.

The Verdict Is In

Prince really IS a prick!
Greetings Fans.
Our team of attorneys have given us the go ahead to use the letter "P" again. We had already started thinking of a new name for the band. But now we don't have to worry about it. Well... we thought we didn't have to worry about it until we got a call from Roger's publicist. Who said that the bands name may be in jeopardy anyway. The gist of the matter is something about his ownership of 50 percent of the_rel_project. Which includes the name, the album and the action figures. We believe there must be some type of loophole but our attorneys are still working on it. Until then...
IT'S TWISTER PARTY TIME HERE AT HQ!

*rince is a *rick

*rince called again.
And we were like....Sweet! But then he *ut his attorney on the line and it was all bummersville from there on out. Evidently, from this day forward, the mighty *urple one is suing everyone on the internet for using the letter *. We are calling our attorney to see if this is even *ossible. We think he is just *ulling our leg but we don't want to take any chances. So until then... *eace out!
the_rel_*roject

Roger Dittner leaves the_rel_project

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Roger Dittner -the masterful organist for the_rel_project- has left the band. Dittner's publicist said "Roger wanted to spend more time alone with his organ." Before becoming a member of the_rel_project, Dittner was a solo organist. His hand made X867 Laser Organ was quite the crowd pleaser. The remaining members of the_rel_project have not spoken to the press about Dittners leaving. A source close to the band believes "m4hc" will still make the release date because it is now in the mastering stage. However, now that Dittner has left along with the X867, a tour will be impossible. 

Sneak Peek Release

Hello fans. 

Our attorney has given us the go ahead to post a few "sneak peeks" of m4hc. Prince has already called to have them taken down. Our attorney has verified that there are no Prince lyrics, loops or dupes in this album. Therefore... Prince can go sit on a nail. And then we were like... Wow Prince called. Sweet!

Final Studio Days

Hello to all the fans.
We have been working really hard to complete "m4hc" before our Fourth of July release date. We have been in the studio all weekend. Tweaking, tweaking and more tweaking. I think one of our mixers was accidentally unplugged while we were working on a special hidden track--which will be a big surprise when you notice that we have hidden a track on m4hc--but that's a secret.