BREAKING NEWS
Greenland News 2 is the first to report that musical sensation "the_rel_project" will no longer be a world rock and roll attraction. Just minutes ago Greenland News 2 learned, and reported first, that the "the_rel_project" and estranged organist Roger Dittner have parted ways. Roger leaves with the band name and all action figure rights. The remaining members will keep the unreleased recordings for the fascinating and enigmatic "music_for_house_cleaning" but the name of the band is now owned by Dittner. In a last "up yours and sit on a nail" move the now unnamed band has released another cut from the album that can be freely downloaded by any fan with a 14.4 modem.
